House: We need a fluffy calico cat.
Me: When you get a job, you can have a cat.
House: All you have to do is brush her and feed her and make sure she has clean litter.
Me: What’s in it for you?
House: She’ll look pretty in the window. By the way, you need to wash them.
Me: Tell me something I don’t know.
House: We need a cat.